Monday, 4 January 2010

The Reason Some girls stay single....

I just heared the funniest thing ever. I have been laughing none stop for 30 minutes. The guy obviously has some psychological issues. Enjoy

The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks in Toronto. This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Ladies: He is out there... :)

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny#
Miss B
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15 comments:

  1. AnonymousMonday, 04 January, 2010

    What kind of arrogant bastard is that??!! He thinks he is such a catch and no girl is good enough for him then he should date himself.
    Hilarious stuff, thanks for the laugh
    :)
    xoxo

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  2. miss bMonday, 04 January, 2010

    I know right, my fave line is, " If you have any mental problems then i am not interested!!"

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  3. MyneMonday, 04 January, 2010

    He is good in bed and makes great money! Well that is one confident guy if ever there was one. LWKMD.

    I think he has psychological issues sha...

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  4. UnknownMonday, 04 January, 2010

    hahahahahahahahahaha!

    i love the idea that the ONLY reason she won't call is cos her mom has cancer, she was abused in her childhood or on some anxiety meds.

    i love when he says "call me and let the romance begin" really?! seriously?!
    its not his fault, besides women approach him "6 to 7 times a day"

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  5. AnonymousMonday, 04 January, 2010

    OMG... the guy is a total douche bag.... lol woah '' if u have a psychological problem don't call me '' can't get over it.... LMAO.....

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  6. miss bMonday, 04 January, 2010

    i swear, i love how he stresses that he loves elegant women, even though women approach him 4 or 5 times a day! LOL what a nutter, I wonder who the babe is that he claims to be is ex is! she must have reported the guy to a nut house!

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  7. AzazelTuesday, 05 January, 2010

    That guy is cocky mehn.. Sounds to good to be true.

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  8. SugarkingTuesday, 05 January, 2010

    lol. Now that's how to feel self important!

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, 05 January, 2010

    Oh my days!!!!
    This is goood
    i havent laughed so much in am while
    Lmao
    jeez!
    But seriously this guy is out der somewhere
    *shudders*

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  10. miss bTuesday, 05 January, 2010

    @sweetness and hes in canada oh!!! lol

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, 05 January, 2010

    Lol! Can't stop laughing. my fav parts I don't really date timid women, and when he said there's I'm a complete catch.... there's nothing wrong with me, I'm among the very few guys that have nothing wrong with them...

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  12. Nice AnonWednesday, 06 January, 2010

    The guy is a slowpoke!!! Happy new year to you

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  13. AnonymousThursday, 07 January, 2010

    this is REALLY old. its been on the internet for almost 6 months lol

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  14. ReneThursday, 07 January, 2010

    i heard this before........the dude is absolutely ridiculous

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  15. miss bWednesday, 13 January, 2010

    "u're playing games like you see on stupid t.v shows" "your friends are telling you not to call me"

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