You'll never guess what happened when I went to pick my friend from the airport. It was a LIVE Nigerian film!!! I was at terminal 5 and there was a B.A flight going to Abuja and there was queue to check in. So this fresh looking man, looked about 50, dressed in Agbada was at the bussiness class section. With him was this model looking babe, as per tall, slim, light skinned with a great figure, looked about 23. She had a nice weave, great style and sexy heels, in short shawtey was a 10!!
She was helping the man with their expensive luggage when this lady and her friend walk from thier queue up to them and yells:
Woman: FEMI!!!
Femi: "Heyy Bisi" he stutters looking abit confused and turning his head side to side like he's checking for another person.....
Woman: FEMI!!!
Femi: Heyy, how are you doin......
Woman: FEMI YOU ARE A USELESS MAN......
Femi: Ahn ahn....
Woman: IS THIS THE BUSSINESS TRIP TO FRANCE THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING???? WHO IS THIS ONE???
Femi: Ahn ahn, Noo, this is my little cousin, she is just going back with me to school oh.....
The young girl then says: Good evening Ma......
Woman: SHUT UP......PROSTITUE, SHOULD YOU NOT BE IN SCHOOL?
The lady's friend then says: Yes, all these young girls of nowadays.....
Woman:FEMI YOU ARE A USELESS MAN
Femi: Bisi why are you saying this, I am telling you that she is just my cousin and we are coming from......"he says all flustered and stammering, sweating profusely
Woman: So my poor friend is at home with your child and you are here with this THING, Ahn FEMI YOU ARE A USELESS MAN!
As this is going on, the hot babe just gradually fades, and next thing she disappears from the scene completely!!!!
As the FEMI continues to get publicly harrased by the woman and her friend, everyone on the queue is giggling and gossiping, and I was laughing my head off!!! As I was leaving the security started strolling over cause it was getting kinda noisy, and these days in the airport any slight upset gets people in trouble.
It was so melodramatic and was straight out of a nollywood script. I kinda felt sorry for the guy cause he was one of those people that was obviously new to this pimping game. If it was a normal Nigerian woman juggler, the woman could never have tried that kind of drama. He would have snobbed her or insulted her back sef, even the babe if she had liver would have just boned and not been so scared!
But it was toooo much jokes and definately made my day. Chai I love Naija people!!!!
hot gist lol. i wish i cud experience such. re u sure they werent filming u guys and using those on the queue for free movie casting? lol
ReplyDeletePoor Femi
ReplyDeleteFemi is a goat. The chick is a punk. If you are going to be a playa, you have to be gansta with it jare! nonsense
ReplyDeletehow absolutely embarassing..kai..LOL
ReplyDelete*laughing my head off here..serves him right! I hope all friends will stand up for their own like this!
ReplyDeleteLWKMD... that was jokes
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