The Booty Call Agreement.......

This document should definately be signed before each and every booty call to avoid any sentimental attachment and unnecessary calling. Maybe if ladies signed this before hand they wouldn't be sitting by the phone waiting for a guy a call after a booty call. And dont you dar pick up the phone and try and be on some independent/21st century woman sturvs because if he doesnt call you......................HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!!!!

The same applies for guys, if she doesnt pick your call after a booty call, shes just not that into you (or you were terrible lol)!

xoxo