MR RIGHT.......

Another one of my passions is poetry, I am not really good, but I love to dabble and scribble, especially during boring classes!! I am obsessed with def poetry jam, so i guess am more into spoken words becasue its more chilled, funny and you dont have to worry about the technicalities, just saying whats on your mind. Heres a little spoken poetry i wrote in my Corporate Law class but never got round to reciting. Now this poem is about what every girls fantasizes about. Every girl has a list of what they want in thier IBM(Ideal Black Man), and mine goes a little something like this.............

MR RIGHT

He should be tall, but not like a giant, kinda like shack

He should be funny, but not like a clown, not like jack black

He should be intelligent, but not a genius, kinda like Obama

He should be passionate, but not obsessive, not like Osama

He should athletic, but not an athlete, kinda like woods

He should have a nice name that goes with mine, not like tiger

He should be stylish, but not a metro, kinda like kanye west

He should be flirtatious but not a flirt, not like George Best

He should have swagger, but not be cocky, kinda like jay-zee
He should be adventurous, but not crazy, not like Spike Lee

He should be a good cook, but not better than me, kinda like Jamie Oliver
He should be diverse and multi-cultural, but not like Mr Golliver

He should love all types of music, but not rock, kinda like lil wayne
He should be able to dance as well, but not like t-pain

He should be able to sing, but not better than me, kinda like Chris Brown
But not be violent and angry, not like Chris Brown

He should be rich, but not wealthy, kinda like David Beckham
He should be down to earth, but not live in Peckham
You get the general idea......

And they say we don’t know what we want,

But chances of finding him is like finding Osama in the airport

Or finding a porn star in the Convent

Even if I do find him, chances of him thinking am Mrs Right

Is like finding snow in Dubai

Or finding out Angelina Jolie is my real mother

So for now, I guess I'll settle for Mr Right Now......

As long as he's tall, dark and handsome of course...........

. Looool........xoxo